Brondell:Swash 800
The ultimate in comfort and hygiene, the Swash 800 features “endless warm water” bidet washes and an elegant, low profile design. The Swash 800 includes a warm air dryer and a wireless remote for one-touch control of all settings.

Unbelievable, no really, unbelievable. “Led by engineers at Sony, AOL and others…”

Are you kidding me?

$1000 for an electric water squirting, warm air blowing computerized toilet?

And this is the best customer testimonial they could come up with?

“My wife and I ordered a Swash for our master bath. We didn’t tell our six-year old twins about it but in no time we were waiting in line for our own bathroom! The boys loved it so much we ordered one for them!”

Well, no kidding, what six year old boy wouldn’t love to play with a warm air blowing, water shooting toilet? Duh!

This is venture capitol money just looking to be flushed, no pun intended.

Tags: computer, toilet, bidet, wtf, warm_air, clean, flush