MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not radical Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
it’s joke no ? i’am a musulman, “it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.” that’s not true. Religion is in the heart. All musliman people condemn these acts of violence and anarchy. Do not blend policy with liver. God bless america
Yes, it’s a joke… Any semblance of fact or relevance is purely coincidental.
-DP