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Well lo and behold… The kids got talent.
I just learned that a fellow co-worker is also a cartoonist.
Check it out over at WeakCity.com, some are actually funny.
Written by datapoohbah on July 1st, 2008 with no comments.
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Tableau…
A product manager pointed out this product when I was showing her our new MS Analytics (olap) implementation a couple weeks ago.
They have some great examples on their site of just how powerful this product is. http://www.tableausoftware.com/learning/examples
It is spendy, $1500 per named license + maintenance.
It’s primarily designed to go against Excel or table data, but it works with olap cubes as well, or at least somewhat. Just enough to get you excited then you find out there’s a number of things you can’t do. Hopefully this will be enhanced in a future version.
It works outstandingly well if your data is nice and pretty. Normalized well. Of course all of the sample data falls into that category. It also works well against SQL, gain if your joins are easy to do. It would be nice if they had a visual tool for creating joins.
Even so, I highly recommend it.
Written by datapoohbah on June 19th, 2008 with no comments.
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Today’s experience with Cincinnati Bell only emphasizes why I don’t do business with them.
We have approximately 12 Blackberries from various carriers using our Blackberry Enterprise server.
About once a month one of them will just stop working. Typically this is usually a device over seas or a device that one of our guys who travels over seas uses. He’ll make a call to his provider (T-Mobile) to change his plan to something over seas and the break his data package nearly every time.
The conversation usually goes like this:
Salesperson: Is BES working? I haven’t gotten email in a couple days.
Us: Yes, all 11 other phones are currently working and show activity as recent as a minute ago. What did you do?
Salesperson: I called (T-Mobile) and asked them to change my plan for international use.
Us: call them back and have then fix your stuff.
Today was special though. Another user who’s carrier is Cincinnati Bell (ATT under the covers regardless of what the tech support m0m0 tells you) called.
User: I messed up my Blackberry, can you re-activate me?
Us: What did you do?
User: I installed Blackberry desktop manager at home to sync my contacts at home too.
Us: That’s a bad idea, wipe the device and reactivate your password is xxxx.
A few hours later:
User: It won’t activate.
Us: After poking around on the BES server we can’t see any reason why it shouldn’t work. Let’s call your carrier.
Placing call to carrier…
Tech Support: How may we help you?
Us: A user jacked up his Blackberry and we’re trying to figure out why it won’t re-activate. Can you look and see if there have been any changes?
Tech Support: Why yes, I see we changed your account 48 hours ago. The BES plan is now $20 more than the Consumer plan so we changed you to the consumer plan.
Us: WTF? So when were you going to let us know this happened?
Tech Support: I don’t know if they are going to send a letter out or not.
Us: So 6 months ago we purchased the phone and told you we were going to use it with BES and you sold me a $30 unlimited plan. Who made the decision to simply disconnect us from our company server? Who there thought, Oh, this user doesn’t need the corporate package? Let’s just cut them off at the knees.
Tech Support: Let me transfer you to someone that can help.
Tech Support 2: So I understand you’re unhappy about the price change?
Us: No, what I’m unhappy about is that you just broke my connectivity to my employer without warning. That you made me look stupid to IT because I thought I may have jacked up my phone, or that their stuff was broken. What I’m upset about is that I’ve spent quite a few hours figuring out how I might have done this, and IT has spent time looking into a problem that isn’t theirs.
Tech Support 2: I understand, I can reactivate your corporate package, and offer you a $20 credit for 6 months will that help?
Us: Yes that will help.
The price increase doesn’t bother me, most corporate data plans are around $50 a month. What bothers me is that these fine folks couldn’t plan ahead 30 days and warn the user that the cost will go up unless they choose otherwise. Instead they decided for this user that they no longer wanted/needed the package and defaulted him to a package that for the same cost did absolutely nothing for them.
Thanks, Cincinnati Bell Wireless.
Written by datapoohbah on May 14th, 2008 with no comments.
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A colleague and I were recently discussing this new trend in social networking. It was also the first day that I unlinked from someone, on purpose.
What’s a Linked In Whore? Where do I find one? Are they cheap? Just what will they do for money or a connection?
In case you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past couple years. Linked In was one of the first online contact managers/social networks. Probably not the first, but certainly one of the better, and one of the first to embrace Web 2.0 stuff. So it’s kind of like FaceBook Lite, without all the touchy feely “Come be my friend stuff” and about 11 million times more professional than MySpace.
It’s supposed to be more professional, more business like. Store your contacts online, see who they know, etc, etc. Through these connections you can ask to be introduced to your connections, connections. If you’re in public relations or sales this is probably a good thing. They do try to protect you though. Just because you can see my connections doesn’t mean you can contact them. Instead you have to ask me to be introduced. You get to play match maker. Instead of going up to the woman in the bar and asking her out, you have to ask a friend to introduce you. Again this is generally good because it’s on the Internet and you don’t know these people, it’s also virtual, so you can’t turn them down directly or slap them if it’s appropriate. So a referral is generally welcome. But Linked In whores are screwing this all up. They’ll introduce anyone to anyone.
My 115 legit connections link me to 730,400 other professionals and I’m not sure that’s a good thing. It might be a good thing if I were selling something directly, or in the job market. Otherwise not so good.
For the record I submit if you have: 
(500 or more connections) you’re a Linked In Whore.
This means you’ll link to anyone just for asking. You have no scruples. (You’re also likely to be a recruiter which only validates that you have no scruples). I also proclaim that if you have 500+ connections you don’t know most of them, and couldn’t recognize them if you saw them. No way no how. So why are you connected to them? Why am I connected to you?
Of my 115 connections I’ve personally met probably 110 of them. In fact that’s one of my personal criteria for linking with someone. I’m sure I have a few (less than a dozen) with whom I’m only vaguely familiar with. What value is there to having them on my list? I’ve probably done business with them or may want their opinion on something, some technology, or maybe some person some day. Everyone else is out.
All my bad Linked In experiences come from Linked in Whores. Generally connections to them, like a bad STD, they just want to spread. They want me to introduce them to my connections and I don’t know who they are. Just because they are connected to someone they must be good right? Uh, no, especially when their a whore connected to another whore.
The biggest epiphany for me came from Sales people using Linked In. (Generally also connection whores). These typically seem to be those those that I’ve met in the past, or one of their co-workers. If I’m not a customer now, what makes you think that just because you’ve found a way to be connected to me via a group or other connection that I want to buy stuff from you now? I don’t. I don’t like cold calls, I don’t like solicitations for business. I don’t want that through Linked In. Linked In for me is a network of people I trust. I submit that nobody knows and fully trusts and respects 500+ people. Not for any length of time. Not really.
If I were Internet Czar, I’d make these connections expire. If you haven’t contacted me and I haven’t contacted you in 6 months to a year, then I don’t really know you, don’t do business with you and probably don’t need you. But more importantly I don’t need you or any of your connections trying to sell me stuff. Maybe they don’t really go away, but they go into a “Time-Out” state where they can see my connections, but none of their connections can see my connections. I *might* need them someday, that’s why I probably Linked to then in the first place.
If you find yourself in job seeking mode you can ask your connections to hook you up again or take you out of “Time-Out”. Yeah, that would help out a lot.
The Internet is full of wonderful stuff, but as with anything else in life it only takes a few to screw it up for the rest of us.
Written by datapoohbah on May 6th, 2008 with 4 comments.
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Just in time for iPhone Development…
I received an email this evening informing me that my XML Data Feed account was now subject to new terms of service. In order to continue using it, I needed to log in and agree.
The big part that stands out for me is this:
“YOU MAY NOT USE THE SERVICE TO CREATE WEATHER AND WEATHER-RELATED PRODUCTS TO BE DISPLAYED ON HANDHELD OR OTHER WIRELESS DEVICES”
Highlighted below for clarity… Nice…
So, I suppose I could still use this for weather display on my site, but who the hell wants that? Do you really care what the weather conditions are, on or around what ever web site your visiting?
If when I need weather data I know where to go look, weather.com being one of them.
Clearly they don’t want additional traffic that they can’t get revenue from?
That’s OK, I’d rather not publish or link to data that is usually wrong more than it’s right.
Written by datapoohbah on April 30th, 2008 with 2 comments.
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Most of the news that Apple is making the iPhone Enterprise ‘ready’ isn’t new. It’s been well documented. So I’ve spent the last two beta’s trying to use an iPhone as a BlackBerry replacement.
Granted the software is still beta, and I’ll try not to beat it up based upon that, but I will expose some of the issues that may or may not be a problem for switching from a CrackBerry to iPhone.
First some clear facts:
First things first, it works, or will work at some level. If you’ve totally been brainwashed into the BlackBerry messaging management then you probably aren’t going to like the way Apple, the iPhone, and ActiveSync work. Simply provide your account details, and viola, your contacts, cal and mail are synchronized as it should be.
Email:
Blackberry sort of consolidates all your inbox messages if you so choose (and I do). Meaning messages that are filtered and put into other folders by default are still in my messages application on the BlackBerry if I choose to sync those underlying folders. With ActiveSync you only get notified of new items in the inbox. This could be bad if you organize your inbox as I do.
If I wanted to know about new MGMT_Meeting emails which are filtered into that folder, I won’t know unless I look there. That folder isn’t initially sync’d until you open it.
Mail works and is beautifully rendered as you’d expect.
It doesn’t appear to support landscape mode which kind of sucks for some emails.
Beta Warning: So far email notification has been spotty at best. There are times I’ll open mail and the last updated time will be hours behind the actual time. The mail app hangs a lot. Generally 2-5x a day I’ll need to hard boot the phone. It handles some attachments well; Excel, Word, even Cisco Voice mail messages are playable, others, not so much. I have a couple attachments that will hang the phone in a really bad way, one is a pretty simple PDF.
Contacts:
Contacts work just as you’d expect them too. Create contacts in Outlook and they magically appear on the iPhone with full details including the photo.
This is the most stable part of all of it at this time. I have no complaints or issues to point out here.
Calendar:
This is where things get quite fugly. First, you end up with a second Calendar. One which can still by synchronized with iCal, and another that goes with ActiveSync. While you can turn off the iCal synchronization within iTunes I haven’t found a way to delete it from the phone. As a result you end up with two calendars without visual clue as to which one is which. You can pick which one is the default, but again, it’s not immediately clear which one is which.
Last but not least is the keyboard. Nope, it’s not tactile, no you really can’t two-thumb type worth a damn (at least I can’t yet) and the predictive text will bite you when you least expect it but it’s pretty good otherwise. I suspect that a good portion of Blackberry users primarily ‘read’ and don’t respond to anything in detail. If you’re that type you will be just fine. It takes some getting used too and touch is a big thing. It took me quite a while to adjust to the Blackberry’s lack of touch screen when coming from a Palm even though it had a keyboard, I still used the touch screen a lot. After using the iPhone I again found myself wanting to touch the icons on the Blackberry. If there is an adaptation of Graffiti for the iPhone that would rock as well.
So all in all this looks very promising. The data speed has to improve, reliability has to improve. The email management will force me into a different email organization paradigm but I could probably work that out. It is a straight forward shift from the Blackberry to iPhone? No. But I think this will make a lot of people happy in the long run. As of now the Beta stuff is getting better, Beta 3 was more like Alpha 1 to me. It was completely unusable. Beta 4 is much better but still not usable enough. I still have to carry the Blackberry.
More later as things progress.
Written by datapoohbah on April 28th, 2008 with 4 comments.
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