As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not radical Muslims, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America .

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Well lo and behold…  The kids got talent.

I just learned that a fellow co-worker is also a cartoonist.

Check it out over at WeakCity.com, some are actually funny.

http://www.weakcity.com/

In these difficult times I believe we all need a message of hope and this image conveys that in oh so many ways.

Hurry, sign up for the Google Free In-Home wireless broadband.

Make sure you clearly understand the installation requirements: Here

Actually it’s annoying, but fun for, oh about, five minutes.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/

www.wiidamage.com

If’ ya need t’ learn t talk like a Pirate, then click yonder link and partake of the bounteyful lesson.

We networking types, we tend to be a bit anal about some things and documentation is usually at the top of the list.

When we’re asked to come in and fix stuff one of the first things we ask is; “Do you have a network diagram?” or “Is this documented?”

Generally the answer is no. Which is just as good, because most of the time the documentation is wrong anyway.

But when there is documentation, it comes in all forms, and just when you think you’ve seen it all.

I’ve seen:

• Really well done Visio drawing as well as really bad Visio drawings.
• Diagrams done in Raster Paint programs like Photoshop or MS Paint.
• Hand drawn or sketched diagrams that were pretty accurate and very detailed.
• I have even seen them done in ASCII or plain text, which is better than nothing at all.

But this, well, this is new. Someone was recently asked for a network diagram, and without skipping a beat, and proud as a Peacock said, yes, their network was indeed documented, and then turned over the following:

Yes, that’s it, a network diagram in Excel, clearly marking all the networks, routers, switches, etc, in great detail. It’s awesome.

Of all the tools you have available. Heck if you have Excel, you have a draw layer. People will never cease to amaze me.

Tags: network, diagram, wtf, Excel

Apparently Microsoft isn’t too happy (please)…

Watch them while you still can.

on Google Video

Tags: The_Office, Ricky_Gervais, Microsoft, Video, Funny

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I could care less that they are giving away Hummers in kids meals. But go here and make a sign, it’s fun.

Tags: McDonalds, sign, hurry, hummer, ronaldmchummer

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We have a cube decorating tradition here, but this one is pretty good, apparently it was a 30th birthday? Maybe 40th?

Passed on by a co-worker.

Nice job!
The photos don’t show it but apparently the even got pens, paper clips, post-its.

Sweet!

Tags: aluminum, Fun, Office, Office_pranks, tin, foil, tin_foil