Today’s experience with Cincinnati Bell only emphasizes why I don’t do business with them.
We have approximately 12 Blackberries from various carriers using our Blackberry Enterprise server.
About once a month one of them will just stop working. Typically this is usually a device over seas or a device that one of our guys who travels over seas uses. He’ll make a call to his provider (T-Mobile) to change his plan to something over seas and the break his data package nearly every time.
The conversation usually goes like this:
Salesperson: Is BES working? I haven’t gotten email in a couple days.
Us: Yes, all 11 other phones are currently working and show activity as recent as a minute ago. What did you do?
Salesperson: I called (T-Mobile) and asked them to change my plan for international use.
Us: call them back and have then fix your stuff.
Today was special though. Another user who’s carrier is Cincinnati Bell (ATT under the covers regardless of what the tech support m0m0 tells you) called.
User: I messed up my Blackberry, can you re-activate me?
Us: What did you do?
User: I installed Blackberry desktop manager at home to sync my contacts at home too.
Us: That’s a bad idea, wipe the device and reactivate your password is xxxx.
A few hours later:
User: It won’t activate.
Us: After poking around on the BES server we can’t see any reason why it shouldn’t work. Let’s call your carrier.
Placing call to carrier…
Tech Support: How may we help you?
Us: A user jacked up his Blackberry and we’re trying to figure out why it won’t re-activate. Can you look and see if there have been any changes?
Tech Support: Why yes, I see we changed your account 48 hours ago. The BES plan is now $20 more than the Consumer plan so we changed you to the consumer plan.
Us: WTF? So when were you going to let us know this happened?
Tech Support: I don’t know if they are going to send a letter out or not.
Us: So 6 months ago we purchased the phone and told you we were going to use it with BES and you sold me a $30 unlimited plan. Who made the decision to simply disconnect us from our company server? Who there thought, Oh, this user doesn’t need the corporate package? Let’s just cut them off at the knees.
Tech Support: Let me transfer you to someone that can help.
Tech Support 2: So I understand you’re unhappy about the price change?
Us: No, what I’m unhappy about is that you just broke my connectivity to my employer without warning. That you made me look stupid to IT because I thought I may have jacked up my phone, or that their stuff was broken. What I’m upset about is that I’ve spent quite a few hours figuring out how I might have done this, and IT has spent time looking into a problem that isn’t theirs.
Tech Support 2: I understand, I can reactivate your corporate package, and offer you a $20 credit for 6 months will that help?
Us: Yes that will help.
The price increase doesn’t bother me, most corporate data plans are around $50 a month. What bothers me is that these fine folks couldn’t plan ahead 30 days and warn the user that the cost will go up unless they choose otherwise. Instead they decided for this user that they no longer wanted/needed the package and defaulted him to a package that for the same cost did absolutely nothing for them.
Thanks, Cincinnati Bell Wireless.
Written by datapoohbah on May 14th, 2008 with no comments.
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So some things do last forever… A light bulb that’s been burning for 107 years.
A useful tech note for troubleshooting common connectivity problems with SQL Server 2005 and Analysis Services. Did it answer my question? Nope, apparently my problem isn’t common, but it did lead me down the path to get things to work, although I’m certain it’s not set up properly.
Office Mac 2008 SP1 out today… Allegedly includes VBA again.. [via Gizmodo]… I hope it has the features that we paid for when we upgraded 
A combine Demolition Derby, something I must attend someday.
Written by datapoohbah on May 13th, 2008 with no comments.
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The Day the Music Died… Yep, that’s about my take as well.
Ouch, it sucks to be Tim (5 year old, LCD TV and Wii after only one day)
Yesterdays Dilbert is spooky close to recent BI discussion in an office nearby.
More Exchange Documentation Updates
* Understanding Client Throttling, Windows ActiveSync Policies, etc.
Written by datapoohbah on May 8th, 2008 with no comments.
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A colleague and I were recently discussing this new trend in social networking. It was also the first day that I unlinked from someone, on purpose.
What’s a Linked In Whore? Where do I find one? Are they cheap? Just what will they do for money or a connection?
In case you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past couple years. Linked In was one of the first online contact managers/social networks. Probably not the first, but certainly one of the better, and one of the first to embrace Web 2.0 stuff. So it’s kind of like FaceBook Lite, without all the touchy feely “Come be my friend stuff” and about 11 million times more professional than MySpace.
It’s supposed to be more professional, more business like. Store your contacts online, see who they know, etc, etc. Through these connections you can ask to be introduced to your connections, connections. If you’re in public relations or sales this is probably a good thing. They do try to protect you though. Just because you can see my connections doesn’t mean you can contact them. Instead you have to ask me to be introduced. You get to play match maker. Instead of going up to the woman in the bar and asking her out, you have to ask a friend to introduce you. Again this is generally good because it’s on the Internet and you don’t know these people, it’s also virtual, so you can’t turn them down directly or slap them if it’s appropriate. So a referral is generally welcome. But Linked In whores are screwing this all up. They’ll introduce anyone to anyone.
My 115 legit connections link me to 730,400 other professionals and I’m not sure that’s a good thing. It might be a good thing if I were selling something directly, or in the job market. Otherwise not so good.
For the record I submit if you have: 
(500 or more connections) you’re a Linked In Whore.
This means you’ll link to anyone just for asking. You have no scruples. (You’re also likely to be a recruiter which only validates that you have no scruples). I also proclaim that if you have 500+ connections you don’t know most of them, and couldn’t recognize them if you saw them. No way no how. So why are you connected to them? Why am I connected to you?
Of my 115 connections I’ve personally met probably 110 of them. In fact that’s one of my personal criteria for linking with someone. I’m sure I have a few (less than a dozen) with whom I’m only vaguely familiar with. What value is there to having them on my list? I’ve probably done business with them or may want their opinion on something, some technology, or maybe some person some day. Everyone else is out.
All my bad Linked In experiences come from Linked in Whores. Generally connections to them, like a bad STD, they just want to spread. They want me to introduce them to my connections and I don’t know who they are. Just because they are connected to someone they must be good right? Uh, no, especially when their a whore connected to another whore.
The biggest epiphany for me came from Sales people using Linked In. (Generally also connection whores). These typically seem to be those those that I’ve met in the past, or one of their co-workers. If I’m not a customer now, what makes you think that just because you’ve found a way to be connected to me via a group or other connection that I want to buy stuff from you now? I don’t. I don’t like cold calls, I don’t like solicitations for business. I don’t want that through Linked In. Linked In for me is a network of people I trust. I submit that nobody knows and fully trusts and respects 500+ people. Not for any length of time. Not really.
If I were Internet Czar, I’d make these connections expire. If you haven’t contacted me and I haven’t contacted you in 6 months to a year, then I don’t really know you, don’t do business with you and probably don’t need you. But more importantly I don’t need you or any of your connections trying to sell me stuff. Maybe they don’t really go away, but they go into a “Time-Out” state where they can see my connections, but none of their connections can see my connections. I *might* need them someday, that’s why I probably Linked to then in the first place.
If you find yourself in job seeking mode you can ask your connections to hook you up again or take you out of “Time-Out”. Yeah, that would help out a lot.
The Internet is full of wonderful stuff, but as with anything else in life it only takes a few to screw it up for the rest of us.
Written by datapoohbah on May 6th, 2008 with 4 comments.
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Download Cory Doctrorow’s book Little Brother for Free. Now how to get this to my iPhone…
Engadget’s review of the IdeaPad U110, or, “How do dick up a perfectly good laptop by using a crappy keyboard”.
Visigami, image search and screen saver.
Xobni is no longer beta, perhaps it’s less broken. Don’t get me wrong, I like Xobni and what it’s trying to do. But based on experience with a bunch of other Outlook integrated products, let’s just say I’m skeptical that it can really do what it says it can with anything other than a modest mailbox.
(Read if your a heavy mail/Outlook user, expect this to jack up your Outlook).
Written by datapoohbah on May 5th, 2008 with no comments.
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The fine folks at Dolby are finally going to fix the volume issue with TV’s and commercials. I can’t wait.
This is awesome:
Xobni walks away from Microsoft, this is probably a good thing. Xobni performance is poor to begin with and MS would have eventually dicked it up and killed the product after incorporating some of the features. While Xobni is or appears to be useful, the penalty in performance for using it isn’t worth it IMHO.
Written by datapoohbah on May 1st, 2008 with no comments.
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